Monday Merriments

[Ratickle]

Hellish day, very busy, at the Vatican. The great white limo is sitting outside the steps. The Pope comes out and says to Paulo "let me drive tonight"

Paulo says "no way, Boss. You are not covered by the insurence and you haven't driven in years.

But I've had a hell of a day and need to let off some steam.

Ok, Ok Boss but just take it easy.

On the highway the Pope gives it a big boot-full, 135mph.

Highway cop lights up his bike and pulls him over.

He leans through the blacked out windows and takes the papers back to the bike. 2 seconds later he's on the radio.

"Sarge, I think I,ve just pulled a very, very important person"

"I don't give a stuff, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, just give them the ticket"

"No Sarge, I think its God"

"What makes you say that?"








"Well He's got the Pope driving for Him"

 

[Ratickle]

Four married guys go boating. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out boating this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to boat. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come boating this weekend.What's the deal?'

Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:

'Boating or Sex?' and she said: "Wear sun-block......"

 

[rschap1]

Sounds like the EZ way out....

probably for both of 'em