Miracle Water!

[Ratickle]

These four older ladies who lived in Poland always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when they were younger.

One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.












Never having been, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on St. Augustine, FL.

They read about the "Fountain of Youth" claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.

They collected up all the money they had left and sent for four bottles of the water.

As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.

The rest of this story will make you a believer, because here they are today:cheers2: ...














No .... This is TRUE! :boobflash:



Really! Would We lie to you?




We have a limited supply of this water available now at an incredibly low low price of just $1,499.95 a bottle.



Seriously



Hurry - before the inventory runs out!



Make cheques payable to: "Serious Offshore Retirement Account"

 

[old377guy]

I'll take a dozen

 

[Bobcat]

OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF'S EXAM

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working, the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call an "Attitude Suitability Test" that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?

 

[rschap1]

 

[Ratickle]

Still a few cases of Youth Water left.........

 

[fund razor]

"cheques?"

 

[old377guy]

"cheques?"

Well, certainly not "czechs":26:

 

[Ratickle]

It was Polish ladies who made the discovery, they get a cut....

"A cheque (or check in American English) is a document that orders a payment of money from a bank account."

 

[clayinaustin]

Forget the water. How much for the women? :sifone: