Midnite Beer Run

[cigdaze]

In my recollection, which may not be the best point of reference, at that particular juncture in time we were well into the fourth day. We were traversing back to home base thanks wholly in part to our faithful DD and gracious host, when it dawned upon us that a mission-critical pit-stop was required at the incessant behest of our tired and weary, wholly necessitated by the completely inadequate libations at our prior engagement. For a lack of any other options in the wee hours of pre-dawn, we came upon a savior which presented itself through the dense fog as a halo of glowing green and orange fluorescence. The visual spectacle that ensued thereafter could only be topped by the afore-posted video with the exception that there were two culprits who had been deployed inside to peruse the finest selection of gourmet heat-lamp entrees and 12-ounce refreshments.

So I've been told.

 

[catastrophe]

In my recollection, which may not be the best point of reference, at that particular juncture in time we were well into the fourth day. We were traversing back to home base thanks wholly in part to our faithful DD and gracious host, when it dawned upon us that a mission-critical pit-stop was required at the incessant behest of our tired and weary, wholly necessitated by the completely inadequate libations at our prior engagement. For a lack of any other options in the wee hours of pre-dawn, we came upon a savior which presented itself through the dense fog as a halo of glowing green and orange fluorescence. The visual spectacle that ensued thereafter could only be topped by the afore-posted video with the exception that there were two culprits who had been deployed inside to peruse the finest selection of gourmet heat-lamp entrees and 12-ounce refreshments.

So I've been told.

What he said.

The methane portion of the story can best be described by #2.

 

[Chris]

It was pure Animal House. The only thing missing was the drunk girl in the shopping cart. And had they exited the 7/11 with one I wouldn't have been all that shocked.


And the fun continued in the kitchen.