Little known Chuck Norris fact about boating!

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I read someones question on the other site pertaining to Chuck Norris owning a race boat! I'd like to lay the rumor to rest! Chuck Norris has owned an ocean going vessell ! In 2000 he aquisitioned a vessel to be made to fit him personally! Powered by Chucks own feet and a pair of T-53's the vessel went so fast that even the builders were amazed... but due to a horrifying accident the design had to be discontinued and deemed too fast for humans! Though Chuck survived the accident not much else did! The report says the vessell reached unthinkable speeds and caused an atomic reaction before desinegrating leaving only Chuck and a pair of mac 10's ....this photo was taken seconds before impact! This is the only proof of the fastest vessel on water known to man!

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