JupiterSunsation
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Since my last one went over so well here is a whole list:
Hot off the presses!!! (these are just bad... uh-huh... you know it.... shaboom!)
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
Michael Jackson dies of food poisoining . . . he just ate 12 year old weener.
In Memory of the passing of Michael Jackson, All major retail stores will be having little boy's pants half off!
Since he was 90% plastic they decided to melt him down and turn him into Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.
In memory of Michael Jacksons passing, Mc Donalds is introducing the MC-Jackson burger. It's 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will be wearing black armbands in memory of Michael Jackson, who rode more three year olds than anyone in history.
Michael Jackson requested that his remains were to be made into plastic bags, so he can still pose a threat to children.
Difference between Jacko and Disney films? Disney films can still touch kids.
Michael Jacksons last words "Take me to the Children's Hospital!"
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong = A: Neil Armstrong WALKED ON THE MOON and Michael Jackson raped kids.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boyz-2-Men wasn't a delivery service.
Q: What's black and white and dead all over? A: I don't know . . . but it touched me
It's a shame, he was just going to release a song about his life too... 'Michael Jackson in A minor'
Jackson refused an injection until the doctor said he was gonna feel a small *****.
Reports of his death are incorrect. He's been found in a children's ward having a stroke.
Michael Jackson wants to be buried at sea, preferably attached to two buoys
Jackson has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were Bobby aged 9 and Tommy 11.
On his death bed Michael Jackson requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of Rice Krispies. It is believed that this is so he can have the feeling of going through a ten year old's ass one last time.
Michael Jackson passed away at 3:15pm. Which is ironically when the big hand touches the little hand.
He hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed the night.
Finally we are gonna get a REAL Alien Autopsy!
The Jackson family to the funeral directors: "Do you take plastic?"
Wow, who'd have thought the last time Michael Jackson grabbed himself it was going to be his chest?
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag? A: One's white, made of plastic, and a hazard to your children. The other is used for carrying groceries.
With Michael Jackson gone . . . oh, wait. At least we can still make fun of Catholic priests for molesting children.
What was Michael Jackson last hit?? The floor!
Hey, did you hear? They're making a movie about Michael Jackson's life! It's called Close Encounters With the Third Grade.
It was Bubbles in the dinning room with the candle stick!
A pedophile, muslim and a pop star walk into a bar . . . then has a massive heart attack
Hot off the presses!!! (these are just bad... uh-huh... you know it.... shaboom!)
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
Michael Jackson dies of food poisoining . . . he just ate 12 year old weener.
In Memory of the passing of Michael Jackson, All major retail stores will be having little boy's pants half off!
Since he was 90% plastic they decided to melt him down and turn him into Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.
In memory of Michael Jacksons passing, Mc Donalds is introducing the MC-Jackson burger. It's 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will be wearing black armbands in memory of Michael Jackson, who rode more three year olds than anyone in history.
Michael Jackson requested that his remains were to be made into plastic bags, so he can still pose a threat to children.
Difference between Jacko and Disney films? Disney films can still touch kids.
Michael Jacksons last words "Take me to the Children's Hospital!"
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong = A: Neil Armstrong WALKED ON THE MOON and Michael Jackson raped kids.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boyz-2-Men wasn't a delivery service.
Q: What's black and white and dead all over? A: I don't know . . . but it touched me
It's a shame, he was just going to release a song about his life too... 'Michael Jackson in A minor'
Jackson refused an injection until the doctor said he was gonna feel a small *****.
Reports of his death are incorrect. He's been found in a children's ward having a stroke.
Michael Jackson wants to be buried at sea, preferably attached to two buoys
Jackson has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were Bobby aged 9 and Tommy 11.
On his death bed Michael Jackson requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of Rice Krispies. It is believed that this is so he can have the feeling of going through a ten year old's ass one last time.
Michael Jackson passed away at 3:15pm. Which is ironically when the big hand touches the little hand.
He hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed the night.
Finally we are gonna get a REAL Alien Autopsy!
The Jackson family to the funeral directors: "Do you take plastic?"
Wow, who'd have thought the last time Michael Jackson grabbed himself it was going to be his chest?
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag? A: One's white, made of plastic, and a hazard to your children. The other is used for carrying groceries.
With Michael Jackson gone . . . oh, wait. At least we can still make fun of Catholic priests for molesting children.
What was Michael Jackson last hit?? The floor!
Hey, did you hear? They're making a movie about Michael Jackson's life! It's called Close Encounters With the Third Grade.
It was Bubbles in the dinning room with the candle stick!
A pedophile, muslim and a pop star walk into a bar . . . then has a massive heart attack
