Wardey
Founding Member
> The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
> After all the background checks, interviews and
> testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two
> men and a woman.
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The
> men to a large metal door and handed Him a gun.
>
> 'We must know that you will follow your Instructions
> no matter what the circumstances..
>
> Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In
> a chair .. . . Kill her!!'
>
> The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could Never
> shoot my wife.'
>
> The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man For
> this job. Take your wife and go home.'
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He
> took the gun and went into the room. All was Quiet
> for a bout 5 minutes.
>
> The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But
> I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't Have
> what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn.
> She was given the Same instructions, to kill her husband.
> She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were
> heard, one After another. They heard screaming,
> crashing, Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all
> was Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
> the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
> 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
> Beat him to death with the chair.'
>
>
> MORAL:
> Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
:biggrinjester:
> After all the background checks, interviews and
> testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two
> men and a woman.
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The
> men to a large metal door and handed Him a gun.
>
> 'We must know that you will follow your Instructions
> no matter what the circumstances..
>
> Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In
> a chair .. . . Kill her!!'
>
> The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could Never
> shoot my wife.'
>
> The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man For
> this job. Take your wife and go home.'
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He
> took the gun and went into the room. All was Quiet
> for a bout 5 minutes.
>
> The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But
> I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't Have
> what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn.
> She was given the Same instructions, to kill her husband.
> She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were
> heard, one After another. They heard screaming,
> crashing, Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all
> was Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
> the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
> 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
> Beat him to death with the chair.'
>
>
> MORAL:
> Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
:biggrinjester:
