clayinaustin
Charter Member
It's time to order a new boat because I just got this email! 
NEW YORK.
ATTN:MY DEAR
COTRACT FUND CREDIT FROM BANK FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD
WE RECEIVED THE INSTRUCTIONAL LETTER TO CREDIT $10.5MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT
WE WISH TO LET KNOW THAT ALL CHARGES ARE WAIVED FOR THE SUCESS OF THIS CONTRACT FUND TO BE CREDITED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
YOUR RESPOND IS REQUIRED TO ENABLE US CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY FURTHER OF DELAY AND YOU ARE ALSO REQUIRED TO GET BACK TO US WITH THE RECONFIRMATION OF YOUR BANKING PARTICULARS FOR WE TO KNOW IF WHAT WE HAVE IN FILE IS CORRECT AND TO AVOID CREDITING YOUR FUND TO WRONG ACCOUNT.
CONGRATULATION TO YOUR CONTRACT FUND.
PLEASE BE FAST ON THIS MATTER.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS. YOU
REGARDS,
BENS BERNANKE
CHAIRMAN FEDERAL RESERVE BANK NEW YORK

NEW YORK.
ATTN:MY DEAR
COTRACT FUND CREDIT FROM BANK FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD
WE RECEIVED THE INSTRUCTIONAL LETTER TO CREDIT $10.5MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT
WE WISH TO LET KNOW THAT ALL CHARGES ARE WAIVED FOR THE SUCESS OF THIS CONTRACT FUND TO BE CREDITED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
YOUR RESPOND IS REQUIRED TO ENABLE US CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY FURTHER OF DELAY AND YOU ARE ALSO REQUIRED TO GET BACK TO US WITH THE RECONFIRMATION OF YOUR BANKING PARTICULARS FOR WE TO KNOW IF WHAT WE HAVE IN FILE IS CORRECT AND TO AVOID CREDITING YOUR FUND TO WRONG ACCOUNT.
CONGRATULATION TO YOUR CONTRACT FUND.
PLEASE BE FAST ON THIS MATTER.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS. YOU
REGARDS,
BENS BERNANKE
CHAIRMAN FEDERAL RESERVE BANK NEW YORK