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t500hps

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I came home the other day and told my wife I wasn't leaving but that I was filing for a divorce. With Obama coming into office she will be a non-working single mother of 3 kids. The government will take care of her, the kids, and cover our mortgage. In 4 years when EVERYONE is poor and a new President is elected, we can get married again!!!!! :biggrinjester:
 
t500hps said:
I came home the other day and told my wife I wasn't leaving but that I was filing for a divorce. With Obama coming into office she will be a non-working single mother of 3 kids. The government will take care of her, the kids, and cover our mortgage. In 4 years when EVERYONE is poor and a new President is elected, we can get married again!!!!! :biggrinjester:
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" I have 3 kids and zero money... why can't I have zero kids and 3 money" - Homer Simpson

just felt like quoting that.
 
t500hps said:
I came home the other day and told my wife I wasn't leaving but that I was filing for a divorce. With Obama coming into office she will be a non-working single mother of 3 kids. The government will take care of her, the kids, and cover our mortgage. In 4 years when EVERYONE is poor and a new President is elected, we can get married again!!!!! :biggrinjester:
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Congratz!! Let us know how that workz out!! Any suggestions on how I can pull something like that off w/ my dog???? Thanx in advance!!!!!:26:
 
t500hps said:
I came home the other day and told my wife I wasn't leaving but that I was filing for a divorce. With Obama coming into office she will be a non-working single mother of 3 kids. The government will take care of her, the kids, and cover our mortgage. In 4 years when EVERYONE is poor and a new President is elected, we can get married again!!!!! :biggrinjester:
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thats pretty phucking smart....i really think that would work.....i was going to get married here directly after 3 years of dating....whats another 4 years...and i think she will go for it also...
 
Buoy said:
" I have 3 kids and zero money... why can't I have zero kids and 3 money" - Homer Simpson

just felt like quoting that.
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whats up Buoy...i'm heading up to Lexington Ky today...i can't buy alcohol in somerset....2 hr round trip for a 6 pack or 100 30 packs and a case of vodka....how far are you from Lexington....
 
t500hps said:
I came home the other day and told my wife I wasn't leaving but that I was filing for a divorce. With Obama coming into office she will be a non-working single mother of 3 kids. The government will take care of her, the kids, and cover our mortgage. In 4 years when EVERYONE is poor and a new President is elected, we can get married again!!!!! :biggrinjester:
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So it's ok to tell you about me and her right, She is so HOT!!!:biggrinjester:
 
getchasum111 said:
whats up Buoy...i'm heading up to Lexington Ky today...i can't buy alcohol in somerset....2 hr round trip for a 6 pack or 100 30 packs and a case of vodka....how far are you from Lexington....
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Damn dude.
My house is 1-1/2 ish from Lex.

But, I'm in Nashville until Friday.
Did you happen to see any of the trucks heading northbound that were hauling what appeard to be windmill propellor blades?? I think I saw 4 trucks hauling 2 blades each.
Those things are friggin' HUGE!!!
 
What the hell is up with KY? You can fvck your sister but you can't buy liquor..... That ain't right!:sifone:
 
getchasum111 said:
whats up Buoy...i'm heading up to Lexington Ky today...i can't buy alcohol in somerset....2 hr round trip for a 6 pack or 100 30 packs and a case of vodka....how far are you from Lexington....
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I remember when we were at Cumberland we had to drive to Tennessee for beer, but it wasn't 2 hours, more like 35 miles or something, you can't get it anywhere closer than Lexington?
 
Ted said:
I remember when we were at Cumberland we had to drive to Tennessee for beer, but it wasn't 2 hours, more like 35 miles or something, you can't get it anywhere closer than Lexington?
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if you are already in Jamestown it is closer to go to Tn. but for me it is right outside Lexington from Somerset....i make a trip about every 3 months....i stock up...
 
Buoy said:
Damn dude.
My house is 1-1/2 ish from Lex.

But, I'm in Nashville until Friday.
Did you happen to see any of the trucks heading northbound that were hauling what appeard to be windmill propellor blades?? I think I saw 4 trucks hauling 2 blades each.
Those things are friggin' HUGE!!!
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yea i saw them....phucking huge....and they are windmill blades...
 
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