Have u seen this,,if not its a must

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
 
Rufees. Commonly known as the date rape drug.

What...what are you saying I was ..raped last night?

Actually, ...I don't think so.
 
Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-****ing his corpse!

That's highly unlikely.
 
Tracy, it's Phil.
Phil, where the hell are you guys?
Listen, we fvcked up. We lost Doug.
What? We're getting married in *five hours*.
Yeah... that's not gonna happen.
 
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