Happy Cinco de Mayo

[MarylandMark]

Kids these days- no respect...

(not you Perm and that movie is funny and see the light in it; just a little sensitive I guess having spent last weekend with my 87 year old Grandfather) Sorry to boo- hoo; carry on peps!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

The worst part about Tequila is waking up to 50 emails from facebook saying "you have been tagged by ____ in ____ photos!"

Huh, I always thought that the worst part about tequila was the way it burned your eyes when it ran down your face as you lay on the bar having the bar tender pour a bottle of Cuervo 1800 into your mouth (Cuervo probably burns more than good tequila); then getting you face punched in and jaw broken by a golden gloves boxer from Brooklyn because you're a) too drunk to defend youself (but not too drunk to start the fight apparently) and b) not smart enough to just fall down (or blink for that matter) after the first punch; and finally vomiting raw tequila and blood back up through your freshly broken and cut nose...

Or at least that's what I hear. :sifone:

Indeed, life is hard when you're stupid!

 

[Perlmudder]

Kids these days- no respect...

(not you Perm and that movie is funny and see the light in it; just a little sensitive I guess having spent last weekend with my 87 year old Grandfather) Sorry to boo- hoo; carry on peps!

sorry mm, didnt mean to offend you =)

 

[Perlmudder]

Huh, I always thought that the worst part about tequila was the way it burned your eyes when it ran down your face as you lay on the bar having the bar tender pour a bottle of Cuervo 1800 into your mouth (Cuervo probably burns more than good tequila); then getting you face punched in and jaw broken by a golden gloves boxer from Brooklyn because you're a) too drunk to defend youself (but not too drunk to start the fight apparently) and b) not smart enough to just fall down (or blink for that matter) after the first punch; and finally vomiting raw tequila and blood back up through your freshly broken and cut nose...

Or at least that's what I hear. :sifone:

Indeed, life is hard when you're stupid!

SO what bar was this AT?!:rofl:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

McQ's in Niagara Falls USA... I have 3 club level heavy weight fights in college. If you count McQ's, Braggs and the Ontario House, I've probably got about 30... Unfortunately, I was more Tex Cobb than Mike Tyson.

 

[MarylandMark]

sorry mm, didnt mean to offend you =)

It's all good bro! I was just thinking out loud. Sorry- just had me thinking about what my Grandfather would think about these things. They are the Greatest Generation for a reason- I'm glad I matured/aged enough to listen and appreciate him/them before it is too late.

Cheers!

 

[Perlmudder]

McQ's in Niagara Falls USA... I have 3 club level heavy weight fights in college. If you count McQ's, Braggs and the Ontario House, I've probably got about 30... Unfortunately, I was more Tex Cobb than Mike Tyson.

so you are like... a celebrity... right? :26:

Are you related to kiefer sutherland?

 

[Big Time]

Huh, I always thought that the worst part about tequila was the way it burned your eyes when it ran down your face as you lay on the bar having the bar tender pour a bottle of Cuervo 1800 into your mouth (Cuervo probably burns more than good tequila);

Hmmm...that reminds me of the time we were at a bar and my buddy decided to do 4 shots of tequila all at once. Holding the 4 shot glasses in one hand he tilted his head back an basically pours 4 shots of tequila on his face and into his eyes right in the middle of the bar. No worries though, he just used his beer to flush out his eyes right afterwards and went back to drinking as if nothing happened (well despite the horribly stained shirt). :26: