txriverrat2001
Charter Member
Since we's on the coona$$ kick.... here's one I got dis mornin....
CAJUN VIRGIN
Clotile had just married and being a traditional Cajun Catholic, she was still a
virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mama's house, she was very nervous.
Her mama reassure her;" Don' worry, Clotile, Boudreaux's a good man. Go
upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making duh roux."
So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Boudreaux took off his shirt and exposed
his hairy chest. Clotile ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Boudreaux' s
got duh big hairy chess." "Don't worry, Clotile," says duh mama, "all good mens have duh
hairy chess. Go upstairs cher. He ' ll take good care of you.."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Boudreaux took off his pants,
exposing his hairy legs. Again, ran Clotile downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama, Boudreaux took off his pants and he ' s got duh hairy leg!"
"Don ' t worry! All good mens have duh hairy leg. Boudreaux' s a good man. Go upstairs
and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got dare, Boudreaux took off his socks and on his
left foot he was missing tree toes. When Clotile saw dis, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama,
Boudreaux' s got a foot and a half!"
Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the roux!"
CAJUN VIRGIN
Clotile had just married and being a traditional Cajun Catholic, she was still a
virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mama's house, she was very nervous.
Her mama reassure her;" Don' worry, Clotile, Boudreaux's a good man. Go
upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making duh roux."
So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Boudreaux took off his shirt and exposed
his hairy chest. Clotile ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Boudreaux' s
got duh big hairy chess." "Don't worry, Clotile," says duh mama, "all good mens have duh
hairy chess. Go upstairs cher. He ' ll take good care of you.."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Boudreaux took off his pants,
exposing his hairy legs. Again, ran Clotile downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama, Boudreaux took off his pants and he ' s got duh hairy leg!"
"Don ' t worry! All good mens have duh hairy leg. Boudreaux' s a good man. Go upstairs
and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got dare, Boudreaux took off his socks and on his
left foot he was missing tree toes. When Clotile saw dis, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama,
Boudreaux' s got a foot and a half!"
Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the roux!"
