Since Bill is slacking with the joke posts....here's a little something that my wife just sent me. At least she gets it!!!:sifone::sifone:
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ,
half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe ,
well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain ,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece,
gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,
has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes like Tibet,
wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran..........ruled by nuts :rofl::willy_nilly::rofl::sifone:
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ,
half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe ,
well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain ,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece,
gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,
has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes like Tibet,
wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran..........ruled by nuts :rofl::willy_nilly::rofl::sifone:
