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Bobcat

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> Firefighter
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> .A firefighter was working on the engine outside
>the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby
> in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the
>sides,and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
> middle..The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet.The
>wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.The
> firefighter walked over to take a closer
> look.'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.' Thanks,' the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer.the girl had tied
> the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
>
> 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I
> don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were
> to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think
>you could go faster. ' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
 
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