Friday Funnies

[Ratickle]

Marriage counselling

A couple were having marital problems. They decided to do the right thing and contacted a marriage counselor.

Several visits followed when lots of questions were asked and lots of listening carried out. Eventually the counselor felt that he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the wife and asking her to stand up, he gave her a big kiss.

He turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs, at least once every day.”

The husband frowned, considered what had been said for a moment, then replied, “OK, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?”

 

[Ratickle]

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.



A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there