ROFL.. I will haveto take a pik of it and post.. about 10 years or so ago my quasi adopted family back in Cali had a chritmas stocking hung up for me, sticking out of the top was "Hollywood Hooker Barbie, Barbi in a little blue teddy, teased hair and smudged make up with a tag around her neck that said to:Robbie, heres the small white woman you wished for. From: Ho-Ho-Ho's inc.