"'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear...My nose is big, uh huh I'm not ashamed...big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid." - Digital Underground "The Humpty Dance"
"Sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts
And I guess it won't be long
Till I'm sitting in a room with a bunch
of people whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's failing
Who just can't seem to get it up" -- TPOH
"Looking for someone I can play with I don't care if she's skinny I don't care if she's fat As long as she goes for boys like me'Cause I like them like that" TPOH again
"Sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts
And I guess it won't be long
Till I'm sitting in a room with a bunch
of people whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's failing
Who just can't seem to get it up" -- TPOH
"Looking for someone I can play with I don't care if she's skinny I don't care if she's fat As long as she goes for boys like me'Cause I like them like that" TPOH again
A bit more than a "one liner" but one of my current favorites...
"Early to finish, I was late to start. I might be an adult, bu I'm a minor atheart. Go to college, be a man, what's the ****ing deal? It's not how old Iam, it's how old I feel."
"Sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts
And I guess it won't be long
Till I'm sitting in a room with a bunch
of people whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's failing
Who just can't seem to get it up" -- TPOH
"Looking for someone I can play with I don't care if she's skinny I don't care if she's fat As long as she goes for boys like me'Cause I like them like that" TPOH again
"Covered in hope and vaseline, still cannot fix this broken machine. Watching the hole...it used to be mine...just watching it burn in my steady systematic decline...of the trust I would betray...give it to me, I throw it away. After everything I've done I hate myself for what I've become."