Favorite one liners from songs!

Blue Oval

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Loving you is like putting sneakers on a rooster(Cub Koda)
Smack the horse in the As* with my last dyin gasp!(EDDIE)
Another one bites the dust(Queen)
 
"'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear...My nose is big, uh huh I'm not ashamed...big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid." - Digital Underground "The Humpty Dance"
 
"Sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts
And I guess it won't be long
Till I'm sitting in a room with a bunch
of people whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's failing
Who just can't seem to get it up" -- TPOH

"Looking for someone I can play with I don't care if she's skinny I don't care if she's fat As long as she goes for boys like me'Cause I like them like that" TPOH again
 
15,16 ,17! Thats jailbait! As I set in cell #8, I try to tell my mate, 17 1/2 is still jailbait! (Cub Koda)
 
B tches don't mean sht to me............. any more..........I have taken my blows............ I'm still standin. KR
 
"Sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts
And I guess it won't be long
Till I'm sitting in a room with a bunch
of people whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's failing
Who just can't seem to get it up" -- TPOH

"Looking for someone I can play with I don't care if she's skinny I don't care if she's fat As long as she goes for boys like me'Cause I like them like that" TPOH again

Last time I heard "I'm an Adult Now" I feel off my dinosaur! Good call Poncho! Pursuit of Happiness is another awesome Canadian band!
 
A bit more than a "one liner" but one of my current favorites...

"Early to finish, I was late to start. I might be an adult, bu I'm a minor atheart. Go to college, be a man, what's the ****ing deal? It's not how old Iam, it's how old I feel."
 
Some times the fast it gets, the less you need to know, but you gotta remember the smarter it gets the further it's gonna go...

The Hip, Blow at High Dough
 
"Sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts
And I guess it won't be long
Till I'm sitting in a room with a bunch
of people whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's failing
Who just can't seem to get it up" -- TPOH

"Looking for someone I can play with I don't care if she's skinny I don't care if she's fat As long as she goes for boys like me'Cause I like them like that" TPOH again

HOLY Chit, I would have thought I was the only one that would remember them.

Last time I heard "I'm an Adult Now" I feel off my dinosaur! Good call Poncho! Pursuit of Happiness is another awesome Canadian band!

But it figures you would...

"She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone" Deadeye Dick

"I'll never understand why I never listen to my own advice" - Junkyard.
 
That "I am an adult now" was pretty funny.

I thought alot of the lyrics in Queensryche songs were pretty thought provoking..
 
I'm gonna be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.

Hit me with your heart, tell the more to lie, let your skin talk to my soul, kiss me in the dark.

I have become comfortably numb.
 
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"Covered in hope and vaseline, still cannot fix this broken machine. Watching the hole...it used to be mine...just watching it burn in my steady systematic decline...of the trust I would betray...give it to me, I throw it away. After everything I've done I hate myself for what I've become."

Nine Inch Nails
 
What the world needs now is a new folk singer ,
like I need a hole in the head

What the world needs now is a new Frank Sinatra
so I can get you into bed

Cracker
 
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