Fairy Tale

[Tommy Gun]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl, 'Will you marry me?'


The girl said, 'NO!'


And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
boating, fishing and hunting and drank beer and whiskey and
had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .


The end .

 

[sellsman11]

That's my favorite!!

 

[clayinaustin]

That story never gets old!

 

[Sea-Dated]

Best story ever.....

 

[Mark]

Also - he could have sex with as many different women as his heart, er, um d1ck desired.