Donation's wanted

[gerritm]

Please, let it be true!



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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
DC. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man
knocks on his window..

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What
happened, what's the hold Up?'

Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary
Clinton, Barney Frank, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie
O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are
asking for a $10 Million ransom....
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection..'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone
giving?'

About a gallon !!!

 

[Tony]

Talk about a dream come true.

 

[Big Time]

Hahahaha....I like that

 

[MattBMiller]

Damn, lots of good jokes today! :rofl:

 

[03darkshadow]

ha. :rofl:

 

[phragle]

Im in for 5 gallons...

 

[Magic Medicine]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Sea-Dated]

I'll let them siphone everything out of the boat......