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Harold is 95 and lives in the Buena Vista Senior Citizens Home. Every
night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit
and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred,
age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it,
several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold
turns to Mildred and asks, 'Do you know what I miss most of all?' She
asks, 'What? 'Sex!!' he replies. Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart!
You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!' 'I know,' Harold says,
'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.'
' Well, I guess I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips Harold's trousers,
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the gardenwhere they
would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then one
night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred
went looking for Harold, wanting to make sure he was okay. She walked all
over Buena Vista until she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another
female resident, who washolding Harold's manhood! Furious, Mildred
yelled, 'You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?'
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's.'
Harold is 95 and lives in the Buena Vista Senior Citizens Home. Every
night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit
and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred,
age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it,
several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold
turns to Mildred and asks, 'Do you know what I miss most of all?' She
asks, 'What? 'Sex!!' he replies. Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart!
You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!' 'I know,' Harold says,
'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.'
' Well, I guess I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips Harold's trousers,
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the gardenwhere they
would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then one
night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred
went looking for Harold, wanting to make sure he was okay. She walked all
over Buena Vista until she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another
female resident, who washolding Harold's manhood! Furious, Mildred
yelled, 'You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?'
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's.'
A good gummer :26:
