Cows--Constitution--10 Commandments

[gerritm]

My brother sent this to me, makes sense.


Think about this:


1. Cows


2. The Constitution


3. The Ten Commandments


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COWS


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
That during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
To the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
Unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
Our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..


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THE CONSTITUTION


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was
Written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
Over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS


The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
You cannot post 'Thou Shall Not Steal' 'Thou
Shall Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
Politicians .... It creates a hostile work environment.

 

[clayinaustin]

If we had a National ID system is this country, then we could eliminate the "illegal aliens". Here is my immigration proposal...

First, institute a National ID system. Require every person on US soil to be registered in a National Database. Name, current address, date of birth, finger prints, DNA sample, and recent picture. Except for the finger prints and DNA snaple, you are already required to give everything else for a driver's license.

Second, give everyone one year to go to the local Post Office and get registered. "Illegal Aliens" can become "legal aliens" just by getting registered. Once the year is up, you will have four kinds of people: documented citizens, undocumented citizens, documented non-citizens, and undocumented non-citizens. You will not have any "illegal aliens", only undocumented non-citizens.

If an undocumented non-citizen is convicted of a felony, they will be given the death penalty! That should motivate the "illegal aliens" to become documented non-citizens.

There's more, but I think I've said enough.

 

[Bobcat]

love it !!:sifone:

 

[Davidmnc]

love it !!:sifone:

:iagree::iagree:

 

[gerritm]

If we had a National ID system is this country, then we could eliminate the "illegal aliens". Here is my immigration proposal...

First, institute a National ID system. Require every person on US soil to be registered in a National Database. Name, current address, date of birth, finger prints, DNA sample, and recent picture. Except for the finger prints and DNA snaple, you are already required to give everything else for a driver's license.

Second, give everyone one year to go to the local Post Office and get registered. "Illegal Aliens" can become "legal aliens" just by getting registered. Once the year is up, you will have four kinds of people: documented citizens, undocumented citizens, documented non-citizens, and undocumented non-citizens. You will not have any "illegal aliens", only undocumented non-citizens.

If an undocumented non-citizen is convicted of a felony, they will be given the death penalty! That should motivate the "illegal aliens" to become documented non-citizens.

There's more, but I think I've said enough.

Work's for me.:USA:

 

[Trim'd Up]

Might as well put a tracking chip in your ass while your giving the DNA sample. I think there are better ways.

I like the joke though!

 

[clayinaustin]

Might as well put a tracking chip in your ass while your giving the DNA sample. I think there are better ways.

No need. "They" can already track us via our GPS mobile phones.

 

[LaughingCat]

not if you switch location services off. then only triangulay off towers

 

[MattBMiller]

If we had a National ID system is this country, then we could eliminate the "illegal aliens". Here is my immigration proposal...

First, institute a National ID system. Require every person on US soil to be registered in a National Database. Name, current address, date of birth, finger prints, DNA sample, and recent picture. Except for the finger prints and DNA snaple, you are already required to give everything else for a driver's license.

Second, give everyone one year to go to the local Post Office and get registered. "Illegal Aliens" can become "legal aliens" just by getting registered. Once the year is up, you will have four kinds of people: documented citizens, undocumented citizens, documented non-citizens, and undocumented non-citizens. You will not have any "illegal aliens", only undocumented non-citizens.

If an undocumented non-citizen is convicted of a felony, they will be given the death penalty! That should motivate the "illegal aliens" to become documented non-citizens.

There's more, but I think I've said enough.

I'll vote for that!