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ONE MARINE IS BETTER THAN...
A large group of Taliban soldiers were moving down a road when they heard a lone voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Marine is better than ten Taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban."
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. After total silence for about 15 minutes the Taliban commander starts up the hill to find out what happened to his troops. He begins to find his troops in every form of death imaginable. Some had no limbs, some were shot between the eyes, some were missing their ears and other more private parts, some were so disfigured they were not recognizable as humans.
Finally, the Taliban commander heard one of his fallen troops groan. Upon a closer look, he saw that the soldier was barely able to curl his finger for the commander to come closer. The commander quickly knelt down beside this last breathing soldier to hear what had befallen the regiment of his best fighters. With his dying breath, the soldier whispered, "Sir, it's a trick. There's two of them".
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A large group of Taliban soldiers were moving down a road when they heard a lone voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Marine is better than ten Taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban."
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. After total silence for about 15 minutes the Taliban commander starts up the hill to find out what happened to his troops. He begins to find his troops in every form of death imaginable. Some had no limbs, some were shot between the eyes, some were missing their ears and other more private parts, some were so disfigured they were not recognizable as humans.
Finally, the Taliban commander heard one of his fallen troops groan. Upon a closer look, he saw that the soldier was barely able to curl his finger for the commander to come closer. The commander quickly knelt down beside this last breathing soldier to hear what had befallen the regiment of his best fighters. With his dying breath, the soldier whispered, "Sir, it's a trick. There's two of them".
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