Bumper stickers seen on a military base

gerritm

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I know some of these have been posted, but they are worth repeating.:USA:

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.


I'd Rather Be Waterboarding.

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? Recoil."

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem." ...Ronald Reagan
 
My favorite-

"The United States isn't at war.
The U.S. Military is at war, the United States is at the mall."
 
Chesty Puller Marine :

"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
"Great. Now we can shoot at those bastards from every direction."
"We’re surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them." — November 1950, during Chosin Reservoir campaign
"Remember, you are the 1st Marines! Not all the Communists in Hell can overrun you!" (at the Chosin Reservoir)
"Take me to the Brig. I want to see the real Marines."
"Alright you bastards, try and shoot me!" (to Korean forces)
"Where do you put the bayonet?" (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
"You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em."
 
Saw this on a VIP tour of the USS Nimitz in '86.

In the Air Wing Command Room:

IN GOD WE TRUST, ALL OTHERS WE TRACK AND KILL
 
Those are mostly a bit jingoistic (nature of the beast) and make ya feel strong and all.

That's all good. :USA:

Many are waaay too long for a bumpersticker.
Nitpicky, I know, but have you ever tried to fit 'opportunity' or 'communism' on one along with other words? (graphic designer, can't help myself :))

I like em simple.

My favorite has always been: FREEDOM ISN'T FREE :USA:
 
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