phragle
Charter Member
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know,
It is a sin for a Muslim male
To see any woman other than
His wife naked and if he does,
He must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time,
All American women are asked
To walk out of their house
Completely naked to help weed
Out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is
Recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position
Themselves in lawn chairs in
Front of their houses to demonstrate
Their support for the women
And to prove that they are not
Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve
Of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
Side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government
Appreciates your efforts to root
Out terrorists and applauds your
Participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know,
It is a sin for a Muslim male
To see any woman other than
His wife naked and if he does,
He must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time,
All American women are asked
To walk out of their house
Completely naked to help weed
Out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is
Recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position
Themselves in lawn chairs in
Front of their houses to demonstrate
Their support for the women
And to prove that they are not
Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve
Of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
Side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government
Appreciates your efforts to root
Out terrorists and applauds your
Participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
