Recent content by RonStevens

I just came across this thread. Another important thing to mention: Never forget to bring a dog vest. It will keep your little pooches safe. It's always better to be cautious than sorry.

A guy walks into a quiet bar carrying three ducks - one in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar, has a few drinks, and chats with the bartender. The Bartender is well-experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he...

Help! I'm stuck on Rick Astley's roof! He took away the ladder and said, "I'm never gonna let you down."

I was sitting at a bar last night.. And this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer. I glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu. He says no, WTF man!? Are you asking because I’m Chinese? I said no, it’s...

So do you, man. Just keep 'em coming. :D

I held a door open for a lady today. You'd think she would say thank you or acknowledge in some way. But noooo.. All she said was, "CLOSE THE F****N DOOR, I'M TRYING TO PISS!"

The only thing flat-earthers have to fear.. is sphere itself.

Hahaha! That definitely made my day, Ratickle. Just keep 'em coming! :rofl:

I lost my job as a bank teller on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I shoved her and she fell down.

I walked in last night to find a paramedic crouching over my wife. “Get your lips off my wife!” I snapped, pulling him off her. “But sir, I’m not kissing her!” He pleaded. “She’s stopped breathing.” “Do I need to repeat myself?

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up on a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts: A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says...

I heard about this last year. It is definitely a tragedy.

Naw, in hockey they'd have both dropped their gloves....... Lol! :)

Thank you very much, everyone! Thank you all for the warm welcome!

Newbie here. I'm glad to have found this great online boating community. I'm hoping to learn more from the other members here. Cheers! :)