Recent content by Penguin Snatcher

sup holmes. I tell you what mayn, geev me yor couch. it veel match our stuff nice.

A-ha!!!!!! We have long been suspecting there was a 'rat' in our group. Sea-dated; you are of no help to the Penguins fate...into the blender he goes..... Act fast as time is coming to an end

Your time is growing short. You are on the eve of watching your little feathered friend be destroyed. We still have not received any funds. We are impatient and have become angered. The torture shall commence! :mad: nm-x3OB5OR8

Unfortunately, the central american cartel had to return to work today. Therefore we have placed the penguin on ice until our return to headquarters for further torture...:reddevil: If the scrawny feathered friend came to the office, the cartel would have been granted a nice white jacket with...

Time is running our for your little feathered friend. We still do not have the money. We will take no mercy!

Time is passing quickly. The Catman has not seen any activity in his vicinity. Do you actually have love for this filthy beast!? It is nearing a tasty mesquite barbeque. We will first marinate his plumage in lighter fluid to ensure fully cooking his scrawny body...pengy will have no chance if...

You are correct mister phragle. The little f'er would not stop squeaking. Too much of a chance we would be found. We are not joking....you have 54 hour remaining; it will only continue to get worse. Pay up or he will be torn feather by feather.

66 hours. Instructions may be found with the catman.

We have the penguin. We demand 50 thousand US dollars....in exchange for it's safe return of this water fowl. You have 72 hours to comply; after which we will begin dismembering him limb by limb. Do not dare any rescue attempt, nor involve the authorities; or he will befall the same fate as...