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Is that what we're calling it now? A "tab hole"?

From what I've read in the paper, that either makes me Kim Davis or... Hey! Wait-a-minute!!!

The 1980s hold more than nostalgia for me, my friend! I figure I might as well get my money's worth the next time I have to issue a formal apology...

Nothing remotely interesting to offer... It's been over four months since my last hair cut and I now own more than thirty BMX bikes... One bike is way more affordable than boating. Thirty... Hmmm going to have to think about that one!

Paul Bernardo Teal... Just sayin'.

I think it goes without saying... Boysenberry certainly wouldn't drive a person to the depths of fury demonstrated there. Has to be maple. The "original angry syrup".

That's what we call a Vermont drive-by!

Congratulations Jody. My sister is already a grandmother twice over at 43. She seems to enjoy it and the little guys are a lot of fun (in reasonable doses!). Good luck for a safe and healthy pregnancy and delivery!

And I don't even bother to ask... I just rely on snap judgments and gross assumptions.

Nice! Looks like Faye Reagan has stepped it up and abandoned the powdered cocaine for the ease and cost effectiveness of the rock!

You're always looking out for us Bob! Thanks amigo! I do my part. I stopped washing my car. I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't drive around in a dirty car... I have someone else wash it. But I still feel like I'm doing my part.

I'm headed to a vintage BMX swap meet this morning. I imagine that it's like going for coffee in Key West as far as who you'd meet when you go. But I'm hoping the taco stand is running when I get there. Nothing like Coors light and carnitas for breakfast. And yes, normally I drink Miller Lite...

Well, it's been 3 months since my last haircut. I suppose I've gone native. No ****s are given at this point. Free beer only gets you so far. At this point, I'm fairly sure it was a ploy to dull my senses enough that I didn't realize I was having my hair cut by interns from barber college. I've...

Joseph Stalin said "quantity has a quality unto itself."