Bobcat
Founding Member
Where to begin? I left KW at 8:30 AM , it was a brisk 59 °F......Made it to Key Largo by 11 AM, and was on pace to be at the Boat Show by noon....
But, I drove to far North (which is usually anything past Mile Marker 54) and ended up on North Miami Beach.....right in the middle of the in the water
portion of the show (Megayactches)
It took me 3 hours to drive 30 miles:cuss
Did I mention I had a jacket on??? well in Miami it was ...77 °F and I was sweating
and had to p*ss like a Mofo....I arrived so late that my secret parking spot was full....so I drove around another 45 minutes looking for a place to
park.....(did I mention I had to p*ss????) Found a spot Waaaaaaaaaaaay down on 5th st. 12 blocks from my Hotel.....in the 77 °F heat...I schlepped
my bag (Bobcat Big Dome by Ogio) which had a change of clothes, Coffee maker/filters/Coffee( you seriously think I can survive on those sh*tty
little hotel 1 cup coffee makers???) and a 12 pack of the finest Domestic Beer you can purchase in Downtown Key Largo in the daylight hours...
I arrived and went to check in.....and they wanted another $100 deposit on top of a $20 "resort fee" and I got p*ssed off and left..after peeing in
the lobby............... bathroom( I neither flushed, nor washed my hands)...schlepping my bag another 12 blocks back to the truck....(4 PM by now)
swilled down two medium warm Beers:drool5:....and walked the 12 blocks back to the Boat Show.....I immediately Bee Lined to the nearest Bud
tent..where I was intercepted by Wrinkledick and Brooks....Brooks bought me a Beer ....while Wrink pretended to search for his coin purse...
With only two hours left in the Show.....I scrambled around and took these awesome shots.....while mostly sober....
I had an uplifting moment....the Cigarette showgirls....were really nice to me...which is odd:huh: So that preempted me from taking a secret "Perv"
shot while pretending to photograph the boats:sifone:
I present to you the finest boat show pics you'll find on this side of the Cow Key Channel Bridge:seeya:
But, I drove to far North (which is usually anything past Mile Marker 54) and ended up on North Miami Beach.....right in the middle of the in the water
portion of the show (Megayactches)
It took me 3 hours to drive 30 miles:cuss
Did I mention I had a jacket on??? well in Miami it was ...77 °F and I was sweating and had to p*ss like a Mofo....I arrived so late that my secret parking spot was full....so I drove around another 45 minutes looking for a place to
park.....(did I mention I had to p*ss????) Found a spot Waaaaaaaaaaaay down on 5th st. 12 blocks from my Hotel.....in the 77 °F heat...I schlepped
my bag (Bobcat Big Dome by Ogio) which had a change of clothes, Coffee maker/filters/Coffee( you seriously think I can survive on those sh*tty
little hotel 1 cup coffee makers???) and a 12 pack of the finest Domestic Beer you can purchase in Downtown Key Largo in the daylight hours...
I arrived and went to check in.....and they wanted another $100 deposit on top of a $20 "resort fee" and I got p*ssed off and left..after peeing in
the lobby............... bathroom( I neither flushed, nor washed my hands)...schlepping my bag another 12 blocks back to the truck....(4 PM by now)
swilled down two medium warm Beers:drool5:....and walked the 12 blocks back to the Boat Show.....I immediately Bee Lined to the nearest Bud
tent..where I was intercepted by Wrinkledick and Brooks....Brooks bought me a Beer ....while Wrink pretended to search for his coin purse...
With only two hours left in the Show.....I scrambled around and took these awesome shots.....while mostly sober....
I had an uplifting moment....the Cigarette showgirls....were really nice to me...which is odd:huh: So that preempted me from taking a secret "Perv"
shot while pretending to photograph the boats:sifone:
I present to you the finest boat show pics you'll find on this side of the Cow Key Channel Bridge:seeya:
using my Bigfoot/Lochness Monster setting on my phone:USA:
