That would be hilarious except for the fact that English majors are more employable than any other degree right now, because of the lack of communication skills among traditional tech or business candidates. In fact, liberal arts degress in general have come much more into favor as candidates need to come with the ability to understand and communicate while most tasks can be taught on the job.
I have never been unemployed a day in my life. (BA English Language and Lit with honors)
It would be much funnier (and closer to fact) if the punch line was "MBA."