"Official" Penguin Chronicles

[phragle]

I told you this was going to happen.....

The penguin has gone ROGUE!!!!!!!

the more I think about this, the more I think pengy has been tortured, drugged and brainwashed. I will continue my effors to rescue pengy, thenhe will be 'deprogrammed'... I fear it's the only hope for the poor little guy.

 

[cigdaze]

That summbitsh. Keeping in suspense the whole time like that!...

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

the more I think about this, the more I think pengy has been tortured, drugged and brainwashed. I will continue my effors to rescue pengy, thenhe will be 'deprogrammed'... I fear it's the only hope for the poor little guy.

Maybe he is in a shelter in KW. Made friends with the homeless and the drunks.

 

[Wrinkleface]

Maybe he is in a shelter in KW. Made friends with the homeless and the drunks.

that would put him back w/ Bobster!!!!:biggrinjester:

 

[Audiofn]

sup holmes.
I tell you what mayn, geev me yor couch. it veel match our stuff nice.

LOL you got me there. Difference is that couch is going in the trash once the rehab is done. LOL

 

[Blue Oval]

Lets write this critter off and have a Wake, then we can all get together and pound some beers!

 

[phragle]

Lets write this critter off and have a Wake, then we can all get together and pound some beers!

How dare you even think something like that....

 

[Buoy]

Lets write this critter off and have a Wake, then we can all get together and pound some beers!

I have an eerie feeling that this is far from over.

 

[Blue Oval]

Ok, how about we meet in KW, pounds some beers and start looking for a trail, maybe Wrinkleface's dog could put that big noise to work and find a sent. I was just joking about the Wake thing.

 

[phragle]

I already have a plan in action, with covert operatives in various states. Since he has gone wrong, the immenent threat to his demise are greatly reduced...

 

[Davidmnc]

I can't beleve it!! Say it ain't so!!! What do they call this............Stockhome (sp) syndrome????

 

[phragle]

Don't worry, I read the book.... TWICE! I will save him! it might take a week or two, but I will save him!

 

[Davidmnc]

Don't worry, I read the book.... TWICE! I will save him! it might take a week or two, but I will save him!

See...............I tild you Chris knows every F'n thing! He wrote the book on saving Penguins!!!


I have fathin you Rob!!

 

[Scarab KV]

Oh damn. Holy crap. Wow…

Man, what an adventure. My head’s pounding, and I’m hungover as all hell, but it’s been a good time.

I mean don’t get me wrong, ya sure there were some rough spells in there for a little while, but I held my own and we got to understandin’ each other.

I’m about as pizzed off as anyone, but hey, you win some, you lose some.

Bob, These dudes say sorry for the black eye, and sorry about the camera. Nice pics, though, you're like some kind of Ron Jeremy and sht. The camera's busted, sorry about that, we owe ya one.

So anyways, I was gettin' kind of bored and so I pulled some Houdini escape stunt and then busted out some Bruce Lee Penguin moves. I put ‘em in there place and gave 'em a hurtin' they won't soon forget.

After I showed ‘em what a bad azz little dude I am, we picked up off the floor and came to an understanding. These guys ain’t so bad. As it ends up, we're into the same sht, so we got pizzed drunk last night, played some poker and headed out to tear it up downtown. Got some broads, booze, and partied like rock stars. I can get used to this. No more puzzy little penguin here. Meet the new Pengy!

Anyway, gotta run. Got some people comin’ after us, so we’ve got to blow this joint and hit the road in a hurry. Where? No one knows for sure, but we’re going to phuck sht up and take no names. Lock up the women and children. We’re going to plunder and pilage.

Oh and thanks for the dough. We'll need it.

So, until next time, hasta la vista babes.

No Worries. All’s well.

We’ll check in at the next stop.

L8R!

Cool...my new Alter Ego:26:

 

[Scarab KV]

Lets write this critter off and have a Wake, then we can all get together and pound some beers!

How dare you even think something like that....

Ok then.....pound some beers with the critter:cheers2:

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

He must have discovered Tequila.

 

[Buoy]

I heard a rumor that the little guy doesn't like anchovies on his pizza, how peculiar.

 

[DollaBill]

He must have discovered Tequila.

and strippers. It's over boys. I remember the day I discovered tequila ans strippers.


Actually, no I don't remember. But I do know that was the start.

 

[Davidmnc]

and strippers. It's over boys. I remember the day I discovered tequila ans strippers.


Actually, no I don't remember. But I do know that was the start.

It's a special moment in a mans life.

 

[BBB725]

David has Pengy contacted you?