phragle
Charter Member
we will never get to hear this on the radio...
Bud lite salutes real men of genious
here's to you Mr. offshore powerboat racer guy
piloting 50 foot fiberglass missles with the zeal of a 5 year old on a new bike
you spend millions of dollars for an 18 inch bowling trophy
but it sure is shiney
your willing blow up expensive motors and drives like firecrackers on the 4th of july
attacking 30 foot walls of water as if they were speed bumps in a grocery store parking lot
parking lot kamikazzi
you paint everything to match the boat, the truck, the cooler, even aunt Flo is color coordinated
you travel with so much support equipment, you put the circus to shame
yet a circus is exactly what your pits try so hard to emulate
bicycle riding bears
So here's to you, Mr offshore powerboat racer, you dedication, your equipment, your unwavering drive for a good time rivals only the local tv network during sweeps week.
we love hot tv reporter chicks
we salute you Mr offshore powerboat racer guy
Bud lite salutes real men of genious
here's to you Mr. offshore powerboat racer guy
piloting 50 foot fiberglass missles with the zeal of a 5 year old on a new bike
you spend millions of dollars for an 18 inch bowling trophy
but it sure is shiney
your willing blow up expensive motors and drives like firecrackers on the 4th of july
attacking 30 foot walls of water as if they were speed bumps in a grocery store parking lot
parking lot kamikazzi
you paint everything to match the boat, the truck, the cooler, even aunt Flo is color coordinated
you travel with so much support equipment, you put the circus to shame
yet a circus is exactly what your pits try so hard to emulate
bicycle riding bears
So here's to you, Mr offshore powerboat racer, you dedication, your equipment, your unwavering drive for a good time rivals only the local tv network during sweeps week.
we love hot tv reporter chicks
we salute you Mr offshore powerboat racer guy
...pretty good
arty::cheers2::boobflash::bump::hat:
