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[ChiefApache]

I'll go with the new shoes too, that was a screen spitter:biggrinjester:



Mrs Chief Apache, identity problem?:sifone:



Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?

Not for me, but got a bunch of um, feedback, on why "Chief" was not a woman's screen name. And I've been called dude for like the umpteenth time. :ack2:

Bowl Cleaner is blue to cover up the scooter marks in the bottom of the toilet bowl.

Why does BBB spit at his screen?

 

[BBB725]

Can't drink and laugh at the same time






When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

 

[Ratickle]

Can't drink and laugh at the same time






When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

Only if I know him....



Can you drink and laugh without spitting if you blow it out your nose?

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Only if I know him....



Can you drink and laugh without spitting if you blow it out your nose?

Unfortunately, yes... And a coffee nasal flush is none too pleasant!

Mrs. Chief! Dios mio, where will it stop... I use the word "dude" to encompass male and female, sort of like the bible uses the word "man" to encompass our species. :reddevil:

Are you allowed to have exclaimation points on your driver's license?

 

[sellsman11]

Are you allowed to have exclaimation points on your driver's license?

If an exclamation point is part of your given name. For example...you could have your name legally changed to Dude! Sweet! and it would be included on your license.



Will David ever get the air fixed in my office?

 

[ChiefApache]

If an exclamation point is part of your given name. For example...you could have your name legally changed to Dude! Sweet! and it would be included on your license.



Will David ever get the air fixed in my office?

If not fire him.

How does one live in Tennessee and not have AC?

 

[sellsman11]

If not fire him.

How does one live in Tennessee and not have AC?

Not very well. :ack2::ack2::ack2:



Why am I such a good sport??

 

[cuda]

Maybe we should make a list??????

Start with Venice Beach?




Why would someone name their child Dude!Sweet! ?

I don't think they are born Califrutians, they are raised that way.

Wiil Phoenex be ocean front property in my lifetime?

 

[cuda]

What else would you name your kid when your last name is Sweet?



Why are Apaches so great? :sifone:

Swisher????

 

[cuda]

You need the money




Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

I know a chick who has 600 pair of shoes. That's right, 600! She was homecoming queen two years in row in Pennsylvania somewhere. I never met her in person, but she sent me some HS pictures of her, and I swear I'd buy her 600 pair of shoes. She's finer than a government check! I used to hear from her at least once a day. Damn she was as purdy as a bug's ear!

 

[cuda]

Not for me, but got a bunch of um, feedback, on why "Chief" was not a woman's screen name. And I've been called dude for like the umpteenth time. :ack2:

Bowl Cleaner is blue to cover up the scooter marks in the bottom of the toilet bowl.

Why does BBB spit at his screen?

I call them skid marks. I had a guy work for me as a dishwasher when I was managing a restaurant. We has an employee bathroom in the kitchen. I went in the restroom right after a guy named Mark came out. I walked straight to the schedule, drew a ling through "Mark", and wrote "Skid" over it! He known from then on as "Skidmark". True story!

 

[Ratickle]

What else would you name your kid when your last name is Sweet?

Bitter


Why does Brocolli dance?:26:

 

[BBB725]

They're just following the bananas:sifone:








Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

 

[Ratickle]

They're just following the bananas:sifone:








Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

Go to here!!!


Why do bananas dance????:03:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

They're just following the bananas:sifone:








Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

Cinncinati.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Oh, and why did I forget to ask a question?

 

[Ratickle]

Oh, and why did I forget to ask a question?

Too much ether....





Why is ether good for you????

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Too much ether....



Why is ether good for you????

Because everyone needs a vacation away from the things that irritate them... Reality and consiousness irritate me! :sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Why did I forget to ask a question again?

 

[Davidmnc]

Why did I forget to ask a question again?

You don't follow directions!



Why don't we follow directions?