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[Davidmnc]

Thunder storm


If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?

From squeezing a libs head






Who actually drinks prune juice?

 

[BBB725]

Old people



If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

 

[ChiefApache]

Old people



If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

You're making my brain hurt....

 

[BBB725]

You're making my brain hurt....

That's not a question

 

[fund razor]

Old people



If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

If you say no, you can be charged with contempt. If you refuse on the fifth, that is a different story.

So... why does Barb's brain really hurt?

 

[BBB725]

Adult cocktails


How fast do hotcakes sell?

 

[fund razor]

Adult cocktails


How fast do hotcakes sell?

Hotcakes sell fast. Coldcakes sell slow.

What other kind of cocktails are there?

 

[ChiefApache]

If you say no, you can be charged with contempt. If you refuse on the fifth, that is a different story.

So... why does Barb's brain really hurt?

Alcohol. Busted.

Why does Brooks ask questions that requires one to really think?

 

[ChiefApache]

You two are way ahead of me.............

And you both answered adult beverages/alcohol.

Ha!

Oh, ha????

 

[fund razor]

Alcohol. Busted.

Why does Brooks ask questions that requires one to really think?

He only makes one think. Call me when he makes everybody think.

Is Barb's drinking a cry for help?

 

[BBB725]

If it is, it's not very loud.



Will an airplane take off while on a treadmill?:biggrinjester:

 

[ChiefApache]

He only makes one think. Call me when he makes everybody think.

Is Barb's drinking a cry for help?

Not even close. Strictly entertainment and sun quenching liquid. :biggrinjester:

Is it time to go home yet?

 

[Davidmnc]

If it is, it's not very loud.



Will an airplane take off while on a treadmill?:biggrinjester:

No

Not even close. Strictly entertainment and sun quenching liquid. :biggrinjester:

Is it time to go home yet?

Yes





Why are we worried about Barb's drinking, and not Bob's?

 

[BBB725]

Location



Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?

 

[fund razor]

If it is, it's not very loud.



Will an airplane take off while on a treadmill?:biggrinjester:

Yes it will.

Where did we learn that?

 

[fund razor]

Location



Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?

It smells like the color purple.

Speaking of which, why does Oprah smell the way that she does?

 

[Bobcat]

It smells like the color purple.

Speaking of which, why does Oprah smell the way that she does?

cuz she has the stink of the hydra upon her





what is the stink of the hydra?

 

[MacGyver]

3 years.

if you sleep with a really fat girl can you tell your friends you had a threesome?

Only if you can live with the humiliation.

On that note.....



Take one for the team or no way, I'm outta here?

 

[Ratickle]

Yes it will.

Where did we learn that?

Mythbusters



Why do elephants have trunks?

 

[fund razor]

Mythbusters



Why do elephants have trunks?

I learned it from Nick.

Elephants have trunks because nobody will let them swim naked.

How much older is Barbie from Mattell than Barbie from Mentor?