Deep Thoughts - by SOS members

[Dude! Sweet!]

I can explain it to you ,but i can't make you understand it

That's a keeper!

 

[Scarab KV]

I can explain it to you ,but i can't make you understand it

If I have to explain it to you, you're never gonna get it.

 

[cuda]

Gross is screwing your sister, and finding out she's not half as good as dad said she was.

 

[Scarab KV]

Rodeo sex.............tell her her sister was better and see if you can ride to the 8 count

 

[cuda]

Rodeo sex.............tell her her sister was better and see if you can ride to the 8 count

Another form of rodeo sex is to mount yer wife, then whisper in her ear, "This is the way the girls in the office like it".:sifone:

 

[Scarab KV]

Another form of rodeo sex is to mount yer wife, then whisper in her ear, "This is the way the girls in the office like it".:sifone:

lol.....yee haw:26:

 

[DonziGirl]

Reflections on Ice-Breaking
by Ogden Nash

Candy
Is Dandy
But liquor
Is quicker

 

[Ratickle]

How about my best insult....



"If your mother would have pinched your head off at birth, and sold the milk, the world would be a better place......


Only ever used it on two people for real.....

 

[cuda]

My buddy brought some biotch to the bar. We'd been arguing all night. When she went to the bathroom he asked if I could say somthing nice to her for a change. When she came back, I leaned forward and said, "You don't sweat much for a fat girl" :seeya:

 

[Scarab KV]

My buddy brought some biotch to the bar. We'd been arguing all night. When she went to the bathroom he asked if I could say somthing nice to her for a change. When she came back, I leaned forward and said, "You don't sweat much for a fat girl" :seeya:

...:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

Now that was good for coffee on the monitor

 

[Ratickle]

My buddy brought some biotch to the bar. We'd been arguing all night. When she went to the bathroom he asked if I could say somthing nice to her for a change. When she came back, I leaned forward and said, "You don't sweat much for a fat girl" :seeya:

And your buddy said?????

 

[cuda]

And your buddy said?????

Nothing, We are still buddies. I've known him since he was 15. He just rode from one ocean in Costa Rica, to the other one with a senorita on the back of his bike. He said he wished he had ridden an enduro instead of a Harley on those roads. He's married about four times a year when he goes there. His chica down there called him up drunk the other night. We say she calls him Rojo Grande then.:26:

 

[Buoy]

why does something need to to be researched if it's already been searched?

 

[cuda]

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2R3FvS4xr4

 

[Bobcat]

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2R3FvS4xr4

african or european ?

 

[Bobcat]

sometimes I purposely don't chew my corn

 

[MacGyver]

sometimes I purposely don't chew my corn

So you like machine gunning on the throne, do you :26:

 

[Ratickle]

sometimes I purposely don't chew my corn

Mix it with Jalopenos for a real exciting time.....

 

[cuda]

What's last thing you say to your corn?



See ya later,

 

[cuda]

Reflections on Ice-Breaking
by Ogden Nash

Candy
Is Dandy
But liquor
Is quicker

Candy is dandy,
But sex don't rot your teeth.