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both me and the boat(Scarab 377) are old; kinda poetic. sig line? used to be a brawlin' bull in a china shop, now I take it easy and enjoy it more:)
 
Bouy,

My buddy's trying to get me to head out to Parker this weekend... You in AZ?

All I can think of when you typed "...look like Julian" is the scene from the Big Dirty movie where the prison guard has a thing for Julian ("and his blue eyes, shining like the sea..."). Ha ha ha. You're gay! :D
 

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Perlmudder said:
Perlmudder came from about grade 8 when I decided I was going to be a rapper. Seemed like a good career choice. My last name is Perlstein and alot of my friends call me Jperl so I took part of that, and thought about how rappers well, rap, and I came up with mutter. But that didn't sound right so i changed it to mudder. Then whamo! Perlmudder was born. The name sort of went under for a couple years until I told one of my sisters boyfriends about it, and he started calling me it. From then on, it just sort of stuck.

My display pic with the letters "HHH" stands for a website I'm trying to get started. It stands for Hebrew Hymen Hunters. It's sorta like the lifestyle me and some friends live, just hanging out with chicks, making bad decisions. A university version of milf hunter if you will. I've got a website, but it needs work, so that's my goal for the summer.

My signature line comes from the old joke that people always bust out. A friend sent me a picture one day with it on it, and it was the funniest thing I had seen in a while. Since I'm a joker, it just sort of fits.
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Beats the name "Kosher Ice." ;)

Not sure about the whole HHH thing. You won't meet a nice girl that way. Like your cousin David, the doctor. Sure, you will meet plenty of shiksas... but no nice girls. Oy. The trouble that you cause.... but not David, the DOCTOR. Out there among the goyum.... hymen hunting. You need to go to Temple Joshua. Like David. :D
 
Perlmudder said:
Perlmudder came from about grade 8 when I decided I was going to be a rapper. Seemed like a good career choice. My last name is Perlstein and alot of my friends call me Jperl so I took part of that, and thought about how rappers well, rap, and I came up with mutter. But that didn't sound right so i changed it to mudder. Then whamo! Perlmudder was born. The name sort of went under for a couple years until I told one of my sisters boyfriends about it, and he started calling me it. From then on, it just sort of stuck.

My display pic with the letters "HHH" stands for a website I'm trying to get started. It stands for Hebrew Hymen Hunters. It's sorta like the lifestyle me and some friends live, just hanging out with chicks, making bad decisions. A university version of milf hunter if you will. I've got a website, but it needs work, so that's my goal for the summer.

My signature line comes from the old joke that people always bust out. A friend sent me a picture one day with it on it, and it was the funniest thing I had seen in a while. Since I'm a joker, it just sort of fits.
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Your name was one I always wondered about...

The detention notice, Ha...

If my scanner was working, I could post the ticket I got after getting arrested at PIB. Something about "behavior causing shock or disruption in a public place". I kind of got "detention" for that stunt for a few hours.
 
Buoy said:
If my scanner was working, I could post the ticket I got after getting arrested at PIB. Something about "behavior causing shock or disruption in a public place". I kind of got "detention" for that stunt for a few hours.
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Get it going, we want to see...
 
Buoy said:
I think when Dude!Sweet! and I finally meet up, he's going to be disappointed that I don't look like Jullian.
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You sure the f don't. :D

You don't look like anybody. And that's coming from me.... the bastard son of Penn Gillette and Howard Stern. :D
 
Dude! Sweet! said:
Bouy,

My buddy's trying to get me to head out to Parker this weekend... You in AZ?

All I can think of when you typed "...look like Julian" is the scene from the Big Dirty movie where the prison guard has a thing for Julian ("and his blue eyes, shining like the sea..."). Ha ha ha. You're gay! :D
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I do have blue eyes...

fund razor said:
You won't meet a nice girl that way. Like your cousin David, the doctor. Sure, you will meet plenty of shiksas... but no nice girls. Oy. The trouble that you cause.... but not David, the DOCTOR. Out there among the goyum.... hymen hunting. You need to go to Temple Joshua. Like David. :D
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Halfway through reading that I found myself reading it with an accent:sifone:
 
fund razor said:
Beats the name "Kosher Ice." ;)

Not sure about the whole HHH thing. You won't meet a nice girl that way. Like your cousin David, the doctor. Sure, you will meet plenty of shiksas... but no nice girls. Oy. The trouble that you cause.... but not David, the DOCTOR. Out there among the goyum.... hymen hunting. You need to go to temple Joshua. Like David. :D
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"I must warn you, I'm Roger Moore" - Seymor Goldfarb Jr. Cannonball Run
 
Ratickle said:
Get it going, we want to see...
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I think it's already boxed and ready to go to Phoenix. I actually have it framed.
But I'll put it on my long list of things to do after I get out there.

fund razor said:
You sure the f don't. :D

You don't look like anybody. And that's coming from me.... the bastard son of Penn Gillette and Howard Stern. :D
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Yeah, that's a pretty good self description for you.
 
Well, I was going to be Waterbb, because that is 1 of my E-mail addresses. But that didn't look right and waterbaby was too sexy. So, JJ and Apache seemed right to Fund, and thats what he named me.

As for my avatars, they will always be girls of some sort. My signature changes with the moods. (i dont wear the same scent 2 days in a row either)
 
Buoy said:
Your name was one I always wondered about...

The detention notice, Ha...

If my scanner was working, I could post the ticket I got after getting arrested at PIB. Something about "behavior causing shock or disruption in a public place". I kind of got "detention" for that stunt for a few hours.
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hopefully you pleaded not guilty..as it is IMPOSSIBLE to shock or disrupt a public place in PIB after dark.... if you were sober, behaving and keeping to yourself...then I could see those charges sticking..
 
JJ Apache said:
Well, I was going to be Waterbb, because that is 1 of my E-mail addresses. But that didn't look right and waterbaby was too sexy. So, JJ and Apache seemed right to Fund, and thats what he named me.

As for my avatars, they will always be girls of some sort. My signature changes with the moods. (i dont wear the same scent 2 days in a row either)



And I have a shoe fetish
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For some reason until recently I thought you were Bouy's wife not Fund's "special lady friend"... But then again, I'm simple. I laugh at monkies. I think it's because they're like us, only hairier, and with thumbs on their feet... :biggrinjester:
 
The name Big Time comes from my alter ego after I have a few drinks. Big Time likes to prance around the bar like he owns it buying shots for everyone in a short skirt. He has also been known to buy the entire try of shots off of the shot girls and proceed to pass them out to all of the attractive ladies. Basically Big Time like to be the life of the party. :sifone:

Big Time comes out less often these days, and he hasn't bought a round of 50 shots in a while, but he is always lurking....but I guess the recession has got him down. Big Time looks something like this...
 

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Big Time said:
The name Big Time comes from my alter ego after I have a few drinks. Big Time likes to prance around the bar like he owns it buying shots for everyone in a short skirt. He has also been known to buy the entire try of shots off of the shot girls and proceed to pass them out to all of the attractive ladies. Basically Big Time like to be the life of the party. :sifone:

Big Time comes out less often these days, and he hasn't bought a round of 50 shots in a while, but he is always lurking....but I guess the recession has got him down. Big Time looks something like this...
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you my friend are a man i would like to party with!

there is no better feeling then walking into a bar and acting like you own the place. we do it every weekend in the summer at my cottage, and it just bugs the hell out of the locals. we walk in with a group of 20 of us, we get retarded drunk, we sing and dance, come last call over the loud speaker they announce "the cadillac club is leaving", and we disperse (with their women)!
 
phragle said:
hopefully you pleaded not guilty..as it is IMPOSSIBLE to shock or disrupt a public place in PIB after dark.... if you were sober, behaving and keeping to yourself...then I could see those charges sticking..
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That was the catch, it was before dark. Had made the run over in the morning through 5-7's and was soaked from the several stuff's that were un-avoidable in a 25' boat on Erie. Started drinking as soon as we got there, and by early evening was in full party mode. This "incident" or "indecent" took place on the main walk in front of all the bars/restaurants shops on the main drag at PIB. Weather had gotten much better by then, and then I ... Oh never mind.

Dude! Sweet! said:
For some reason until recently I thought you were Bouy's wife not Fund's "special lady friend"... But then again, I'm simple. I laugh at monkies. I think it's because they're like us, only hairier, and with thumbs on their feet... :biggrinjester:
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My wife is JJ Pantera. Initials of her first and last name. I think I mentioned that to Fund, and Jann may be the same situation (Initials).
My wife had to keep her old last name for awhile for professional reasons, and it just made sense, and made things easier.
 
Buoy said:
My wife is JJ Pantera. Initials of her first and last name. I think I mentioned that to Fund, and Jann may be the same situation (Initials).
My wife had to keep her old last name for awhile for professional reasons, and it just made sense, and made things easier.
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Ah, I see... So she's Spanish huh? What a crazy coincidence that she has the same last name as the boat.
 
its my cars year and color. because im very uncreative. and my sig line is from family guy which is hilarious. and i cant remember what my avatar is.
 
oh right, the hot girl and jet ski. well i chose that because well its a hot girl and a jet ski, both things are very awesome.
 
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Ah, I see... So she's Spanish huh? What a crazy coincidence that she has the same last name as the boat.
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No, not Spanish.
Adopted. But we do know that her birth mom was a Polock. I'm also a Polock, guess we fit together pretty well.
 
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