Gone native

[Bobcat]

Instead of someone being sent down, why not make the trip up to Holiday Isle next weekend? You can drunk somewhere else for a change...

sounds good, no one would look for me there.

 

[Bobcat]

I am using raid for deodorant , I am striking matches without closing the cover

 

[Bobcat]

when you get in an elevator, face the back, it frightens people.

 

[Bobcat]

maybe I'll pretend I am in england and drive on the wrong side of the road today. or drink crappy warm beer, oh wait I already drink crappy warm beer. maybe I'll drive the old road,it will not be easy, there are some missing spots. speed will make up for alot of shortcomings.

 

[MacGyver]

I haven't had a haircut since august, I have a goatee that is the envy of every record store sales guy in the states(and western canada) colonel kurtz ain't got sh*t on me, I have gone around the bend, nutzville, bonkers, I have switched to busch light, the 18 packs is cheaper but I buy it by the case, I even drink the backwash at the bottom. I am wearing patterns with patterns, hawiian shirts and camo shorts, my sunglasses are scratched and filthy, my underwear no longer connect in the middle, I am scaring the tourists and the bums are afraid to ask me for money. I smell like two stroke oil and drakkar. the cops lock their doors when I stroll by, I'll have to be stopped eventually, send somebody good, sunkins soft, stecz is to busy trying to hold on to his crumbling empire, and his enforcer masher has had it easy for so long he is no longer a threat, fund razor, he's with the apache people now, bouy is moving to pahonix and joining a drug cartel. the fumes have gotten to glass dave and rob 's too busy, audiofin and buck are drunk . maybe rg3, it would be just like you basta*rds to send a women, It won't be easy , I 'll be ready ,I am only a week away from the no pants look, I am having my back hair shaved into an image of sy goldberg. I might vote the straight democrat ticket. I might go sailing:leaving:

Someones been cracking a few too many Busch Lights before noon again :26:

 

[MacGyver]

I am using raid for deodorant , I am striking matches without closing the cover

Don't run with scissors either.

 

[Bobcat]

I need an LBFM

 

[mosi]

I heard the Post Office locked all THEIR doors!!!

 

[Tony]

Dont they have 30 packs on the island? Just dont resort to snorting lines of margarita salt.

 

[Bobcat]

I ran out of coffee filters 2 days ago, it is very grainy coffee. down to one last square of toilet paper, I'll save it in case company stops by. I am drinking beer that I found in my golf bag, it is at least 2 months old,

 

[Offshoredrillin]

I use a spatula as a back scratcher, it is a scratchula, if you come to my house don't eat anything fried.

lmao, now that made me snort.

 

[phragle]

how do i know your not with them ?

if you havent figured that out by now......
(but I can assure you, I am not a E-Dock mutant, Jersey swine or wannabe Michigan Militia) just ask Capt Morgan, he's a close personal friend.. oh and I DO NOT drink kool-aide.....

 

[Buoy]

I've got a line an abandoned missile silo in the desert that I'm looking into.
You're welcome to hang for awhile.
Just need to make your way there.
My suggestion is to take the underground railroad to my place, and I'll stow you away in the bed of the Avalanche to get you out there - it's tin foil lined.

You need to get a pair of tweezers and remove the micro-chip implanted under the nail of your big toe. Sharp pointy ones. Right under the nail, and smack it really hard with a mallet, or booze bottle, whichever is more convenient. All the way to the cuticle, and get the chip out.

Safe transport my friend.

 

[Bobcat]

jersey swine is right up there with filthy hillbilly, I am trying to put on some face camo , but all I have is crayons, burnt sienna just doesn't put out the danger message.

 

[Bobcat]

I've got a line an abandoned missile silo in the desert that I'm looking into.
You're welcome to hang for awhile.
Just need to make your way there.
My suggestion is to take the underground railroad to my place, and I'll stow you away in the bed of the Avalanche to get you out there - it's tin foil lined.

You need to get a pair of tweezers and remove the micro-chip implanted under the nail of your big toe. Sharp pointy ones. Right under the nail, and smack it really hard with a mallet, or booze bottle, whichever is more convenient. All the way to the cuticle, and get the chip out.

Safe transport my friend.

I just happen to know someone selling a missile. we'll talk

 

[Bobcat]

lmao, now that made me snort.

adds a whole new meaning to over easy

 

[MarylandMark]

http://www.missilebases.com/

I've been waiting for the one down the road from me to come on the market but some thing tells me they may still be using it since it is so close to DC

Talk about low electric bills!!

 

[Chris]

Best laugh I've had this year.

Bobcat has apparently started early today.

Chickens, spatulas, Col. Kurtz and Chairman Mao. This guy should have his own TV show,

 

[Bobcat]

but the chickens know the truth

 

[JJ Apache]

WOW!!!!! I"LL HAVE WHAT HE"S HAVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just fyi.. I have a pair of Foot-joys, and I don't golf.hahahahahhahahahahahahaha