Well, it's been 3 months since my last haircut. I suppose I've gone native. No ****s are given at this point. Free beer only gets you so far. At this point, I'm fairly sure it was a ploy to dull my senses enough that I didn't realize I was having my hair cut by interns from barber college. I've never needed any help looking like an idiot, so I'm certainly not going to pay someone to assist in that regard.

And yes, in case you're wondering, the email reminder that I haven't been on SOS in a while was effective.