I wonder if he can have her azz deported. I would....
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12-02-2009 12:35 AMTreat every situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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12-02-2009 12:37 AMThe Woods' Family endorsement future.
Tiger- Golf Club Armored Escalades.
Elin- Womens Golf Balls that look like Tiger's head.
With a swing that good she should hit the LPGA tour.
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12-02-2009 01:55 AMI just had a GREAT idea.......Shut the **** up Greg!!
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12-02-2009 06:32 AMWhy? She's finer than a government check.
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12-02-2009 11:13 AMF that. Keep her here!! Adds another fine chick with a ton of money to our pool! Originally Posted by Cash Bar
Wouldn't the USA be great if all chicks looked like her with a few hundy mil in the bank?!?
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12-02-2009 11:14 AMDon't ever let your future wife join Mark.
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12-02-2009 12:02 PM+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Originally Posted by fund razor
Don't ever let your future wife join Mark.
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Thankfully she could careless about boating websites. I post a lot so if one of these meatheads around here dropped a dime on me she would get lost in the many meaningless yibber yabber post before she would ever find any dirt on me!
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12-02-2009 12:45 PMthey will go through every single one of them, trust me on this one . . . . . Originally Posted by MarylandMark
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12-02-2009 12:51 PM Originally Posted by fund razor
Don't ever let your future wife join Mark.
Ever.Hey Bubba, just when U think it's safe!!!! Originally Posted by MarylandMark
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12-02-2009 01:02 PMYou have a smart wife. Don't ever cheat on her! Originally Posted by LaughingCat
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12-02-2009 01:12 PMOkay, I actually meant he should threaten to deport her. Maybe he did. I certainly don't hear her talking about this too much. Originally Posted by cuda
Why? She's finer than a government check.
Probably something to do with a pre-nup that says I can fack whoever I want, whenever I want. Don't like it? Here's $50k and a ticket back to the nanny job you had...
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12-02-2009 02:42 PM Originally Posted by Cash Bar
Well seeing as how she was a model beforehand, probably wouldn't be so bad for her. That's one nanny I would like keeping house...
And did anybody know she's got a twin? There's almost always a "good" and a "bad" twin...I wonder if Tiger wishes he hooked up with the other one?
I bet Elin is keeping quiet because if it went down like we think, with her taking a club to the window BEFORE he hit anything, she could be in trouble. I'm surprised nobody has poked around to see whether there was glass in the driveway.
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12-02-2009 03:55 PMohhhh yeaaaaaa forgot about that one lol Originally Posted by glassdave
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12-02-2009 04:46 PMbingo Originally Posted by sledge
Well seeing as how she was a model beforehand, probably wouldn't be so bad for her. That's one nanny I would like keeping house...
And did anybody know she's got a twin? There's almost always a "good" and a "bad" twin...I wonder if Tiger wishes he hooked up with the other one?
I bet Elin is keeping quiet because if it went down like we think, with her taking a club to the window BEFORE he hit anything, she could be in trouble. I'm surprised nobody has poked around to see whether there was glass in the driveway.
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12-02-2009 04:49 PMHell yes! great idea buddy. I wish we could do that to more of them...... Originally Posted by Cash Bar
Screw keeping her around. Theres tons more out there hotter than her.
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12-02-2009 05:47 PMhttp://www.justanswer.com/view_image..._205619_25.gif
Can you jot down the address where this ton of hotter girls than her is located? Originally Posted by Dollabill
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12-02-2009 05:49 PMWhatcha fixin? Originally Posted by cuda
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12-02-2009 05:52 PMyes. mark wants it too. Originally Posted by cuda
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12-02-2009 06:00 PMNo Originally Posted by cuda
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