Getting a passport

[cuda]

ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER-----HILARIOUS!
This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough)..

You definitely feel the guy's pain! An actual letter to the passport
office...

Dear sirs,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe
this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows

that I bought a cable TV. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal
Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For God sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my

social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed
for
the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's
license,
on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs
declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the
plane
over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are

done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name
is
Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if
that
ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

I apologize, I'm really ****ed off this morning. Between you an' me,
I've
had enough of this bull****! You send the application to my house, then
you
ask me for my friggin' address.

What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal *******s workin'
there!
Look at my darn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig
up
Yasser Arafat, for **** sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a
sandy
beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a **** whether I
plan
on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do
something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell
not
want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city
and
get another friggin' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60.
Would
it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist
in
the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be too
dang
easy and maybe makes sense. You'd rather have us running all over the
friggin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some
a-hole
to confirm that it's really me on the dang picture - you know,the one
where
we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic friggin' morons) Hey, you
know
why we can't smile? We're totally ****ed off!

Signed
- An Irate Citizen.

P..S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to

confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since
1776
.......I have served in the military for something over 30 years and
have
had security clearances up the yingyang.........However, I have to get
someone'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor
WHO
WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA !

Sincerely,

You Sure In The Hell Should Know Who.

And we want them to run our health care?!?

[ChiefApache]

Isn't that the truth? Funny!

[Perlmudder]

word.

[MattBMiller]

Funny chit. Kinda scary though too.