A man owned a farm in Australia .
The Australian Workers Union claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.
'Well,' replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board. He also gets triple time for working on a Sunday and a slab of beer for a Happy Hour every Friday"
'The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $400 per week plus free room and board. She doesn't work on Sundays and I provide paid satellite television for free in her room.
'Then there's the half-wit.
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $20 per week, pays his own room and board, and gets a bottle of whisky every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'
'That's the man I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.
'That would be me,' replied the farmer.
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12-14-2009 10:49 AMSounds true to me
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12-14-2009 11:23 AMtoo true...
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12-14-2009 02:01 PMagreed
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12-14-2009 02:16 PMHate the game, not the player...
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12-14-2009 10:40 PMNot too funny when your the half witt...
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