Bobcat's girlfriend got arrested on the way to see him?

[JupiterSunsation]

Driving while shaving private parts causes accident

> Posted by Barbara Hijek on March 6, 2010 11:15 AM
We all know the dangers of driving while texting or talking on a cell phone. Now Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates while driving, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat, reports keysnews.com.

It wasn't a close shave -- it was a total wreck.




"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

Megan Mariah Barnes should not have been driving.

The day before the wreck Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license.

After the accident Barnes and her ex-husband, Charles Judy, drove another half-mile, then switched seats. Judy then claimed that he was the driver.

But the burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying told another story. The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, according to FHP.

Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.

Remember: stay focused when driving and use razor-sharp judgement.

Photo: Monroe County Sheriff's Office

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[Bobcat]

I saw that in the paper yesterday ! she sounds like a hottie ! I'll post her mugshot in a bit !

[Bobcat]

here you go !

[Coolerman]

here you go !

Is that the ex-husband or the wife?

[Buoy]

here you go !

Two-tone hair.
Nice.

[fund razor]

Had to look twice to make sure it wasn't Packinair.

[Scarab KV]

Dude....not B4 breakfast

[Ratickle]

here you go !

They were hoping you'd show the shave'd portion.....

[Wrinkleface]

They were hoping you'd show the shave'd portion.....

U look first!!!!!

[Davidmnc]

They were hoping you'd show the shave'd portion.....

NO.............we weren't!

[Ratickle]

NO.............we weren't!

You are still wondering if she cut herself in the wreck. Now aren't you......

[JupiterSunsation]

Can you imagine what the ex-husband must look like (ok may he had her in her "prime"), but better yet the boyfriend who suffered from blue balls all night thinking about her coming over.......

I strongly suspect she may have been a "rental" on her way to a call. Ex-hubby was the "manager/pimp" and the "boyfriend" had no idea this train wreck was going to show up.

[Davidmnc]

You are still wondering if she cut herself in the wreck. Now aren't you......

[Davidmnc]

Can you imagine what the ex-husband must look like (ok may he had her in her "prime"), but better yet the boyfriend who suffered from blue balls all night thinking about her coming over.......

I strongly suspect she may have been a "rental" on her way to a call. Ex-hubby was the "manager/pimp" and the "boyfriend" had no idea this train wreck was going to show up.

[MacGyver]

It wasn't a close shave -- it was a total wreck.

Remember: stay focused when driving and use razor-sharp judgment.

LOL, at least the author has a sense of humor.

[MacGyver]

Love the comments:

That. is. one. nasty. beatch.

Posted by: ok | March 6, 2010 11:50 AM

She should have also gotten another charge for that bad dye job..she gives new meaning to white trash!

Posted by: Tony | March 6, 2010 12:04 PM

...leaves you speechless!

Posted by: karen | March 6, 2010 12:16 PM

White trash big time ? Can you imagine the stench of her camel toe ? Yuck !

Posted by: LowBlow69 | March 6, 2010 12:25 PM

going to meet her boyfriend with her ex in the car and she's shaving her twat? nothing else you can say!!!!

Posted by: lookitup | March 6, 2010 12:28 PM

nasty pig. she looks 50.

Posted by: bigdog | March 6, 2010 12:49 PM

I feel sorry for the Razor....

Posted by: Yikes | March 6, 2010 12:54 PM

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Posted by: Costanza | March 6, 2010 1:03 PM

What kind of Ex-husband was that guy?

Posted by: Pedro | March 6, 2010 1:09 PM

i saw this moron shaving his face while driving 50 mph on I-95, i almost wanted to force his car off the road and teach him a lesson

Posted by: kyle | March 6, 2010 1:09 PM

HOW CAN YOU SHAVE YOUR TWAT WHILE DRIVING? WAS SHE HAVING AN ORGASM WHILE DOING IT? WAS SHE DOING IT IN FRONT OF THE PASSENGERS? SHE SHOULD HAVE USED A DILDO.

SHE IS NOT A GOOD LOOKING WOMEN AND HER TWAT ISN'T TIGHT ANYMORE! DISGUSTING!

Posted by: marie | March 6, 2010 1:10 PM

That has to be one nasty hair pie....

Posted by: MOMMA!! | March 6, 2010 1:14 PM

I THINK I'M GOING TO PUKE....GROSS

Posted by: MAD | March 6, 2010 1:23 PM


Now that we have seen a picture of the ex-husband, can we please see a picture of the woman in question?

Posted by: Twinky_Lollipos | March 6, 2010 1:26 PM

Doesn't she know shaving dry irritates the skin and leaves those little bumps?

Posted by: glenn | March 6, 2010 2:03 PM

I was a hairdresser and some years ago, I had a woman who did a "Double Touch-Up."She'd take the leftover bleach in the bathroom,& apply it to her "private's."
P.S.We never charged her extra---just got a good laugh over it.!!That woman sure could use a Touch-Up.!!

Posted by: Lorraine Wagner | March 6, 2010 2:31 PM

If she has kids, they must be winners

Posted by: ron41520 | March 6, 2010 2:41 PM

I'd like to show her my golf club!

Posted by: Tiger Woods | March 6, 2010 2:56 PM

Will you marry me?

Posted by: Seaweed | March 6, 2010 3:14 PM

Are you kidding me? I swear SoFla needs to be it's own Country separated from the rest of the Union. Everyday people here are doing more and more stupid crap.

Posted by: Cmitch | March 6, 2010 4:31 PM

This doesn't surprise me one bit!! Florida is full of Loooooosers! Good story though. What kind of ex-husband drives his ex-wife to meet up with a boyfriend?

Posted by: Anny1025 | March 6, 2010 5:53 PM

the horror

Posted by: politicaldookie | March 6, 2010 6:35 PM

The florida keys are inhabited with nothing but white trash rednecks....maybe one day a big cat 5 hurricane will rip the keys from the mainland.....NO ONE will care!

Posted by: Sebastian | March 6, 2010 7:34 PM

Lovely! And the puns in this blog are kind of lame.

Posted by: Carolyn | March 6, 2010 7:40 PM

Did they have to post the pic of this worthless thing? And to then read the details is beyond funny, sad, or weird...
How do you say White Trash?
Naked and Beer!!!

Posted by: strongarden | March 6, 2010 8:27 PM

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF SHAVING YOUR TWAT? DOES IT ENABLE YOU TO DO SOMETHING BETTER?

Posted by: marie | March 6, 2010 8:30 PM

Hey now, LOOKItUP, I AM 50, and I look a lot better than that beeeeotch!

Posted by: Sibelius | March 6, 2010 8:33 PM

You may be a redneck if...

Posted by: Tkeith | March 6, 2010 10:02 PM

"You may be a redneck if..."
THAT was the best comment of the night!!!

Posted by: Lori | March 6, 2010 10:40 PM

This is not a just a florida thing. this is just another person with no morals or values. they can be found all over the world not just florida. and whoever thinks that this kinda stupid thing only happens in florida, are just as retarded as miss barnes and her ex husband.

Posted by: Rick | March 7, 2010 7:06 AM

When I first the photo, I couldn't tell if that person was a girl or guy. I still can't tell!

My girlfriend's twat has no hair. she is very clean and it makes it easier to do things without any hair down there. she also has a good body and she's tight, since she hans't had any kids to ruin her twat tightness.

Posted by: ahmed | March 7, 2010 7:12 AM

If the "lady" was driving, how did she get burns from the passenger side air bag?

Posted by: Richard Croft | March 7, 2010 8:29 AM

SHE did not have burns from the air bag....HE did.His last name is Judy.

[Wrinkleface]

I C a movie based off this in the future!! "Roseanne" as the lead?????????

[MacGyver]

I C a movie based off this in the future!! "Roseanne" as the lead?????????

Yeah, but she'd be shaving with a weed whacker

[Blue Oval]

YUCK! That is nasty!

[Ratickle]

Yeah, but she'd be shaving with a weed whacker

A picture I didn't need to contemplate.....